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Joke of the Day
"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"
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"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"
"What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... That's when he learned how the Mercedes bends"
"My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message."
"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"
"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."
"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."