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Joke of the Day
"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"
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"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"
"Guys Trip to Vegas My wife asked me after our guys trip to Vegas if I had thought of her while I was there. Apparently, ""only to keep from coming too soon"" was not a very good answer."
"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."
"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"
"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."
"What do you call a 45 pound Ethiopian? Fat."
"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."
"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"