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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how a frog listens to music? It uses the iPond..."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."

"My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking."

"What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour."

"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."

"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."

"A Pokemon Go user walks into a bar.... He was too busy looking at his phone to notice it."

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""

"Why did the blind girl fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."

"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"