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Joke of the Day
"Son: ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" Dad: ""No, I only got shot in the leggy."""
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"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."
"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""
"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."
"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"""Hey left ball!""...""What, right ball?"" Who's the penis in betweenus?"
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"
"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."
"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""