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Joke of the Day
"I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close."
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"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"
"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."
"Did you hear about the shooting with the starting pistol? It was race related"
"My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."
"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."
"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"