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Joke of the Day

"What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit? American ships."

"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"

"Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances."

"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."

"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls? It was low hanging fruit."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"