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Joke of the Day
"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."
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"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis. BTW. I know this is not a medially accurate joke"
"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"
"In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany"
"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"