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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter"
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"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."
"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."
"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."
"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."
"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."
"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."