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Joke of the Day
"What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music? Are & Be"
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"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"When my mother was 53 she started running 5 kilometers every day. Now she's 68 and we don't know where the hell she is..."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."
"What did one Pencil say to the other ? Your looking Sharp!"
"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"
"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"
"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."