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Joke of the Day

"""Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?"" ""Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"""

"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."

"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers ..... If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door."

"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen."

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."