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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture only takes one nail to hang up."

"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"

"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."

"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."

"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"

"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"If you still pay for porn I have a Typewriter and a VCR I want to sell you."

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"