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Joke of the Day

"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"I've Invented A New Word... Plagiarism."

"My friend asked if working at the 'Depot for the Mentally Disabled' was a shitty job I said it had its UPS and its downs."

"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."

"Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron? ... lol lol lol lol ..."

"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"

"What's the best part of growing up in Compton? No bad dad jokes."