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Joke of the Day

"An evil villain is on the loose Ant-Man: Yellowjacket again? [giant kid with magnifying glass emerges] Ant-Man: You gotta be kidding me"

"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."

"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."

"The worst thing about browsing reddit is [removed]"

"When a bird poops on you, it's also peeing on you, because they do both at the same time. So remember: you're a TOTAL bird toilet."

"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."

"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."

"Why is Jeb! Bush still running for president? Because the Bush family thinks that no child should be left behind."

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."