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Joke of the Day
"Went to a meeting for cat addicts last night. More nuns than I expected."
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"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."
"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"What do fat people do in the summer? Stink"
"Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*"
"Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner."
"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"