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Joke of the Day

"What would be the American version of ""Duck Quacks Don't Echo""? ""Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams""."

"How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online? He types, ""HALOL"""

"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."

"I love Honest Abe. Do you want to hear my favourite quote from him? ""My head hurts."""

"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"BELLHOP: May I take care of your bags? ME: Of course! BELLHOP: [gently applies seven layers of concealer under my eyes]"

"What do you call a bowl on the internet? Ebola"

"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."

"Little Caesar pick up line. Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready."