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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally"
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"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
"A plane crashes and everyone dies."
"Why would I go to a high school reunion? I have Facebook, I already know who got fat."
"Independence Day was basically aliens blew shit up and then we gave them a copy of Windows and won the war."
"Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk."
"Obesity doesn't run in your family...No one runs in your family..."
"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."