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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute? One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes."

"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""

"Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically."

"what do you call a homosexual plaything? a gayme"

"How do you know if someone's vegan? Someone else will make a vegan joke, then when the vegan points out that non vegans refer to veganism more than vegans do, some jackass will say ""found the vegan"""

"If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal."

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."

"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."