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Joke of the Day

"Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare."

"Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs."

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""

"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."

"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"

"I was going to tell you this joke about Matthew Shepard... ...but I'm kind of on the fence about it."

"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."