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Joke of the Day
"I appreciate the lemons, but wasn't one of you supposed to teach me how to fish by now?"
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"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""
"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."
"Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh"
"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."
"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"
"It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go"
"If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got ""YOLO"" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly"
"""Keep bullying the gay kids!"" -Nerds"