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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."

"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."

"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."

"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"

"[think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]"

"Why do turkeys always gobble? They haven't been taught good table manners!"

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."

"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"