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Joke of the Day
"Husband: How about a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?"
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"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""
"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."
"*deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles"
"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."
"Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field."
"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"
"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."
"Wife: ""Bad day?"" Me: ""Stupidhead boss treats me like a kid."" Wife: ""Now now *pats head* eat your nuggets before they get cold."""
"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."