184048
Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
Next Joke
"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."
"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."
"Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes? All these new ones are so derivative..."
"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"
"My european friend Opee is opening up a restaurant where he claims to have the 'worlds best pizza'. His restaurant is in the middle of no where, but don't worry Opee Delivers"
"Why is America home to the majority of comedians? Lax pun control laws."
"What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief? The way they enter your house."
"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."
"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"