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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"Why isn't Hitler invited to any barbecues? Because he always burns the franks."

"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"

"Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor."

"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."

"Hell: A place where all of the wine and liquor bottles have holes on the bottom... ...and the women don't."

"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"

"SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses."