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Joke of the Day

"A doctor says, ""I have bad news, and very bad news."" ""What's the bad news?"" Asked the patients. ""You only have 24-hours to live."" ""And the really bad news?"" I should have told you yesterday."

"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"

"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."

"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"

"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"

"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"

"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."