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Joke of the Day

"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"

"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"

"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"

"If the Nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? Blitz!"

"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"

"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."

"Sinbad isn't just a comedian's name - it's also an extremely short summary of The Bible"

"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"

"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."