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Joke of the Day

"if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas"

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"

"Fortune Teller recruitment Come if you are accepted for the job"

"origin stories: spiderman: bitten by spider green hornet: bitten by green hornet gambit: bitten by a gam magneto: bitten by magnetic toe"

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"What does a stripper do to her asshole before work? She drops him off at band practice."

"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."

"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."

"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."