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Joke of the Day

"I treat my television in the same way that I treat my girlfriends. I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix"

"Dang you got a good deal on your tattoo and the squirrel's so realistic. What? A portrait of your Mom? Dude I wish my Mom was a squirrel."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"Why are notes natural leaders? Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent."

"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"

"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."

"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"

"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."