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Joke of the Day

"Pneumonia was found dead In other news, pneumonia was found dead with 2 bullets in the back of his head, the police are ruling it a suicide."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."

"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."

"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."

"How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it."

"Eye no howe too spiel"

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"You can't take a picture in slutty clothing & glasses & make the caption ""NERD LOL"" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Why don't blind people skydive? cos it scares the shit out of their dogs."