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Joke of the Day

"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen"

"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."

"I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""

"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."

"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."