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Joke of the Day

"A Febreze commercial but with pot head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents that had just walked in the house."

"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."

"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""

"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."

"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"

"Did you hear the one about the two homosexual homeless men? Fucking bums"

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."

"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."

"Everyone: Why don't you have kids? *points to dead cactus*"