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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."

"The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic 2. Cyanide 3. Polonium 4. Mercury 5. The League of Legends community"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race"

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""

"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"

"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."

"Revenge is a dish whose photos I haven't yet seen on Instagram."