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Joke of the Day

"A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years ;)"

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"

"I've got a joke about metal. Actually, no... Scrap that."

"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."

"my cousin jeff died today. sent flowers to the family with a little card saying ""jeff is dead"" so they know what the flowers are for"

"Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that."

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."