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Joke of the Day

"A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years ;)"

"CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*"

"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."

"So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations."

"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."

"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."

"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"