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Joke of the Day

"Teeth are always in style!"

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."

"What do dyslexic zombies want to eat? Brians"

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert? Too much sax and violins."

"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison."

"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""

"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."