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Joke of the Day
"what's the best part about electing Hillary Clinton? Being able to pay her 33% less"
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"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't"
"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."
"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."
"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's some really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it."
"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."