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Joke of the Day
"Advent Calendars Their days are numbered."
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"On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous."
"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."
"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"What is Buddhism measured in? Oooohms"
"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."
"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"
"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""
"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"