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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese."

"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."

"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""

"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."

"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"

"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"

"I just found I'm asexual... I'm just looking for A person to be sexual with"

"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."