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Joke of the Day

"Stay away from a place called, ""Farm Fresh Restaurant"". I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table."

"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""

"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."

"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"

"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."

"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."