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Joke of the Day
"Her: I'm going to the gym Me: Bring me back something from the vending machine"
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"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"
"I drank too much over the holidays. I was at the doctor's yesterday and gave a urine sample. It had an olive in it."
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"
"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"
"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."
"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"
"Why don't violists get stressed? Because they have nothing to fret about!"
"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."