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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: woke up next to an empty pizza box"
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"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"
"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"
"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."
"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."
"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."
"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""