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Joke of the Day
"How very is a very good dinosaur? Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)"
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"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"Here it is, folks: ""Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"""
"You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away."
"If a picture frame doesn't have the word ""memories"" written on it in giant cursive letters, how do I know what I'm looking at?!"
"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"
"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."
"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding."