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Joke of the Day

"You can't fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it."

"Pet Review: Horses Cost: Thousands of dollars Pros: Bragging about owning a horse Cons: Can literally kick your face off, big teeth 1.5/10"

"Husband sat in his room throwing darts.... at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : ""What are you doing?"" . Husband: ""MISSING YOU""."

"Happy International Women's day. Or a sad one. Or an angry one. Or a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"

"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."

"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."

"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"My mom drove her car into a tree. She sure found out how a Mercedes bends."