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Joke of the Day
"All that Felix proved Sunday was that Red bull does not give you wings... You must use a parachute"
Next Joke
"I went to the library the other day.. but I couldn't get in, it was fully booked."
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal"
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. ""polargeists"" [very sad robot noises]"
"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"
"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"
"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"