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Joke of the Day

"Lesson learned: toddlers don't understand sarcasm. As a side note, don't say 'bite me' around toddlers that don't understand sarcasm"

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Can Happiness buy money?"

"Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans? Because one more, and it would be too-farty."

"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"

"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."

"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."