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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to change my Reddit password from Warriors into Cavs. But Reddit said Too weak"
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"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"
"[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]"
"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."
"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"
"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."
"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"