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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."

"It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid."

"Children of reddit, what have you pretended to be mad at your parents for but were actually secretly impressed by?"

"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""

"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"

"Why is being in the military like having sex? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel."

"My jokes are like hot chicks... Hard to get, and once you do they're not nearly as good as you thought they'd be."

"Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter"

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"

"MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring"