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Joke of the Day

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !"

"Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke."

"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."

"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."

"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Two Guys Peeing off a bridge- One guy looks over at the other- ""Man, This water is Cold! ""Yeah...It's deep, Too-"

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"Why do babies cry so much? YOU'RE MOM."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"