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Joke of the Day
"Where can I donate to the American Red Cross? I would like to help with house #7."
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"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
"I had an ex-girlfriend who was rather big, and she possessed an unusual talent; she was ambidextrose - she could polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."
"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."
"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Husband: Honey, do you know why the chicken crossed over? Wife: No, why? Husband: Because it was from your side!"
"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""
"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."