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Joke of the Day

"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"What is it called when a reptile loses its tail? Ereptile Dysfunction"

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"

"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."

"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"

"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"