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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
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"After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song. ""Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."""
"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""
"Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away you'd know where to find them."
"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Off duty cop: No *cop gets so close their mustaches interlock like velcro* You're driving great, pal"
"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."
"When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house. I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive."
"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"