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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."
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"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"
"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"What was the precursor to USB? USA"
"Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him"
"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."
"An Irishman walks into a bar Every night and then he stays there until it closes."
"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."