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Joke of the Day
"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."
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"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""
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"Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen."
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"
"What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !"
"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."