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Joke of the Day
"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."
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"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."
"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."
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"I accidentally sent a photo of my penis to everyone in my address book. Not only was it really embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."
"I'm terrible at keeping track of appointments so I signed up for a time management class. I showed up for class *a week late.* [Heard just now on Freakonomics.]"
"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""