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Joke of the Day

"I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex. She decided to sleep on it...at my place."

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"The other day, a wizard offered to turn me into a cat. The suggestion gave me pause."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"

"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"

"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."

"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"

"I've heard so many drunken Irish jokes, it's gettin' old... ...not everyone's a drunkard in me ~~Publin~~ Dublin."

"I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago."